September 14th - Season 2

The Homecoming of Humiliation 

When Thawn Oberhauser entered the Fuel Speedway last night, it was supposed to be an epic moment — at least that’s what he planned. After all, it was the first time on Monday Night Fuel after his success at The Formula-X Grand Prix, an event that also saw him being released from the contract clause that kept him from claiming the F-X Throne.

It was supposed be the homecoming that quite frankly only a king deserved. He arrived in a limousine, had a beautiful model on each arm and was dressed in an expensive suit. While he had the works done for him, balloons and confetti in excess, this was not what the night would be remembered for.

After a whole five minutes of Thawn pandering to a booing crowd, just before Thawn could speak a word, the Relay Barons arrived with buckets filled with what would revealed to be slime — bright green slime not unlike the kind used at the American Kid’s Choice Awards.

Longitude and Latitude would proceed to pour the slime all over Thawn's limo and when Thawn went to confront them, proceed to pour it all over him.

The Relay Barons would later make a statement to F-X reporters where they revealed their motivations.

“After the massive amounts of feedback we got from the fans after we defaced Brenda’s pit-stall we realized 

two things: one: the people love that kind of stuff, really entertaining and two: don’t do it to someone who doesn’t deserve it. Well, lesson learned,” they said smiling.

It would seem, Season Two really has etched in a new era.